Let’s get this out of the way: I write negative reviews about music because I hate music, and you should hate it too.
After all, what is music if it isn’t something to dump on? Taking what people love, analyzing it piece by piece and ripping it to shreds to invalidate their enjoyment is what I thrive on. I just want to take your favorite album and show you why it’s so terrible until you hate it yourself. What, you thought I listened to music because I like it?