This past weekend was another tough loss for Michigan fans to swallow. But despite the incompetence on the field, the true embarrassment took place off the field and in the student section.
From where I sat in section 30, I saw three separate incidents of student violence. No, not Michigan students beating up on Oregon students. While I'd never condone that, I can at least make sense of it.
No, Wolverine fans were fighting other Wolverine fans.
The Michigan Daily football writers break down the weekend's stats that don't show up in the boxscore. The defense-o-meter measures the intensity of the defense, the Carr-o-meter judges Lloyd Carr's demeanor following the game and the hypemeter measures the fans' game performance.
Unfortunately, we can't have negative Crables. But the defense couldn't get any worse. Any adjustments or improvements we saw in the second half against Appalachian State were simply illusions.
Staff Picks recap: Mad props to Todd Karazim, who proved himself more than a worthy adversary this past week. Everyone was impressive, but Karazim outdid us all, picking two-thirds of the games correctly, which is really an insane feat. He will certainly be back next week to continue picking against the football writers, and we'll see if he can stay on for yet another week. Herman nearly completed a Big Ten sweep, nailing every game other than Michigan-Oregon and Penn State-Notre Dame.
BY JACK HERMAN: ON TAP
You guarantee victory next week.
I know you're injured and ran for 127 yards on Saturday. And you played just a little more than two quarters on your way to 188 yards last week. And, yes, the block you threw at the defensive lineman in the third quarter was impressive, too.
But really, this might be your most outrageous feat.
"We're going to win next week. There's not a question in my mind. I guarantee we win next week. I'm going to get this team ready."
Um, this Michigan team?
BY DANIEL BROMWICH
One hundred fifteen points allowed, 1,514 total yards allowed. Three heart-wrenching losses.
Those are statistics from the past three games Michigan has played against the spread offense. Both Oregon and Appalachian State operated out of the spread as Ohio State did last year. And those three squads combined to average 38.3 points and 505 yards against the Wolverine defense.
BY SCOTT BELL
Michigan fans, be careful what you wish for.
With 3:29 remaining in the first half, a large contingent of the student section broke into a "We want Mallett" chant.
When the players ran - well, limped - out of the locker room after halftime and Chad Henne wasn't there, you got what you wanted.
True freshman Ryan Mallett played the entire second half. But two turnovers and just 49 yards through the air later, I'm sure a couple fans are wishing they had bitten their tongues.
Now you may be stuck with what you wanted for longer than most thought.
BY KEVIN WRIGHT
The "We want Mallett" chant started with 3:29 left in the second quarter and grew louder when the Michigan student section saw the freshman put on his helmet two minutes later.
Senior Chad Henne suffered a leg injury when he was forced out of bounds with just more than a minute left in the second quarter. Freshman Ryan Mallett strapped on his helmet, but Henne finished the half. He didn't return to the sideline for the third quarter, leaving the offense in Mallett's hands.
And what a game for Mallett to make his debut.
The Daily football writers battle each other and against the year's first guest picker - LSA senior Todd Karazim -- with their picks against the spread.
Click here to see the staff picks as they appear in print.
BY DANIEL BROMWICH AND JACK HERMAN
For everyone still complaining about the scheduling of Appalachian State, or teams like Eastern Michigan and Toledo (next year), this game is what you want. A Pac-10 tea, comes to the Big House to give Michigan a stern test just one week after the Wolverines suffered a mortifying defeat to the Mountaineers. Will Michigan bounce back? Or will the Ducks be too much? We'll break it down the matchups for you here:
Michigan running offense vs. Oregon running defense: