New rules

By Magazine staff  On  October 27th, 2009

rule 221: If you’re going to fall asleep in class, don’t sit in the front of the lecture hall. Your drooling might distract the professor.

rule 222: Don’t be annoyed when you explain your esoteric Halloween costume several times and people still don’t get it.

rule 223: Sexy nurses and sailors aren’t that sexy when they’re shivering. Wear a coat or a fall appropriate costume.

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