New rules

By  On  January 28th, 2009

rule 170: The cold makes you heartier. Repeat that to yourself on the way to class.

rule 171: Averaging one outfit for every 2.5 days is acceptable, at least until people confront you about it.

rule 172: If opting for library books over new editions for class will help you buy a ticket to a warm Spring Break locale, you’re warranted in doing so.

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