March 19, 2013 - 10:59pm
The Rules: Winter 2013
BY THE STATEMENT STAFF
no. 449: Welcome back week: where freshmen get a second chance to make mistakes.
no. 450: Your friends may all be abroad, but Canada’s always here for you.
no. 451: The world didn’t end, you still have class today.
no. 452: 50-degree weather in January? The Arb is beckoning you
no. 453: Michigan athletics — sometimes they’ll break ya heart, kid
no. 454: Yes, we're still waiting for a genius to open an umbrella stand outside of Rick’s
no. 455: It’s OK to skip class when the wind chill is below 10 degrees.
no. 456: UGGs and leggings are so 2010.
no. 457: It’s socially acceptable to fill your thermos with rum and cider.
no. 458: Skeeps on Saturday is like a bad dream you can’t wake up from.
no. 459: Yes, the UMICH online directory will help you stalk the hot GSI.
no. 460: It’s OK to befriend freshmen solely for dining hall access.
no. 461: Dressing in a mascot costume in the Maize Rage: totally acceptable.
no. 462: No, having your iPad, Macbook and iPhone on your lap during lecture does not make you iCool.
no. 463: We can all tell that you’re taking a selfie during lecture. And we approve.
no. 464: Rick’s on Valentine’s night: Come in single, leave single but satisfied.
no. 465: Walk in front of a bus pulling into C.C. Little, face the wrath of North Campus commuters, n00b.
no. 466: Dear warmth, sun and all sense of happiness: Please, return to my numb extremities.
no. 467: It’s OK to pick your housemates based on who has access to Netflix and HBO GO.
no. 468: Midterms: changing bar crawls to library crawls every February.
no. 469: Being Facebook friends with your GSI doesn’t mean you’re friends in real life.
no. 470: College spring break — where high school spring break takes off the training wheels.
no. 471: Of course it’s healthy. It’s frozen yogurt with fruit on top!
no. 472: Thanks for writing my name on my coffee cup, Stawrbuckhs.
no. 473: When Dominick's opens for the spring, the sangria gods smile down upon Ann Arbor.
no. 474: The AirBus: A place where your spring break hookups and your Rick's make-out can meet.
no. 475: Yes, we see you snooping through printed pages in the Fishbowl. Anything good?
no. 476: It’s OK to count bracketology as a second major in March.
no. 477: Never ask how they make the beer green on St. Patrick’s Day.
no. 478: If Angelo’s delivered, raisin toast would be the new cheesy bread.
