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New rules

BY MAGAZINE STAFF

Published November 18, 2009

rule 227: Incense is only relaxing for people who like the smell. Ask your roommates before you light up your putrid “lilac” sticks.

rule 228: It’s OK to ask sick people to sanitize any surface contaminated by their used tissues. Just be nice about it.

rule 229: “Getting Ricksy” has its time and place: Rick’s, Saturday night. That’s it.


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