Published March 18, 2008
rule 90: If you hit it off with someone at a party, but afterwards can't remember what you said, don't call for a date.
rule 91: If studying in the UGLi by yourself, don't snag one of the nice group tables. You know which tables. Fourth floor, in the window nooks. Back off.
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