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Rules

Published September 11, 2007

Rule 37: The only thing worse than wearing a T-shirt out at night is wearing a graphic T-shirt. rule 38: When you're late you look like an asshole.

Rule 39: Go to office hours. Your grade really will go up.

- E-mail rule submissions to thestatement@umich.edu.