Published December 5, 2007
rule 69: A good friend is one you don't have to buy a Christmas gift for.
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rule 70: At this point in the season, it's OK to wear Uggs, but you still can't wear Crocs.
rule 71: Read your lease carefully. Chances are good your landlord might try to slip you an early lease-signing waiver.
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