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New rules

BY MAGAZINE STAFF

Published December 9, 2009

rule 233: You can only turn your nose up at cheap beer if you haven’t been stupid drunk in the past semester.

rule 234: It’s OK to hate Christmas music. And Santa Claus. And super crowded mall parking lots.

rule 235: No, Spanish 232 doesn’t count for the Race and Ethnicity requirement — even if you did take a themed cultural section.