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New rules

BY MAGAZINE STAFF

Published October 6, 2009

rule 212: It’s too early to wear Uggs. But of course, it’s always too early to wear Uggs.

rule 213: Don’t walk more than 20 minutes to go to a house party. You’re in Ann Arbor, not East Lansing.

rule 214: If you haven’t done a load of laundry since school started, you need to as soon as possible.