However, I am a big sister, and I don’t want my little brother or sister to think that the moment you pass out of kindergarten, sex appeal and cutesy clothes become the sole reasons for living. Internet parodies show the new Dora pregnant, smutted-up and drugged-out of her disillusioned mind. God only knows what Boots could be up to. Opening a brothel? Rolling a blunt using Map? Helping Swiper knock over a liquor store? Maybe no one else is ignited with the passionate hatred that flares in my big sister soul, but maybe you should be.