Published January 22, 2004
1. Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, OutKast —
What’s your favorite Andre? Mine’s the bass player.
He’s dreamy.
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2. The Very Best of Sheryl Crow, Sheryl Crow —
Breaking news: Millions sue after buying blank Sheryl Crow CDs. Get
it? Cause there’s no Very Best of Sheryl Crow.
3. The Diary of Alicia Keys, Alicia Keys —
Can’t she stick to being a waitress? What if that guy comes
in wanting a special with hot chocolate?
4. Shock‘N Y’all, Toby Keith — For some
reason, people keep feeling the desire to buy this crap. Damn you,
Operation Iraqi Freedom.
5. Closer, Josh Groban — Don’t worry, sooner
or later every soccer mom in the world will own this and
he’ll slip off the charts.
6. NOW That’s What I Call Music, Various Artists
— What the fuck! There isn’t a song by Britney!
7. The Singles 1992-2003, No Doubt — Ah yes, still
riding that “ska was cool for 10 minutes” wave.
8. Soulful, Ruben Studdard — Now showing
practically every day on FOX: yet another “American
Idol.”
9. Fallen, Evanescence — Thank god for the
“Daredevil” soundtrack, otherwise no one would like
these hacks.
10. The Black Album, Jay-Z — The bitch song is the
real highlight of this album.
