Published January 25, 2007
Best Kiss: Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen, "Talladega Nights"
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Most homoeroticism: three-way tie: "Jackass 2"/ "Borat"/"The Covenant"
Most nepotism: Will Smith and son, "Pursuit of Happyness"
Hottest bald chick: Natalie Portman, "V for Vendetta"
Biggest attention whore: Hugh Jackman ("Happy Feet," "Flushed Away," "The Prestige," "X3," "Scoop," "The Fountain")
Most suggestive titles: "Lady in the Water," "Stick It," "Inside Man," "Kinky Boots," "The Descent," "Pulse," "Crank," "She's the Man,' "Lassie"
Most obvious Christ imagery: "Superman Returns"
Most shameful Tim Allen film: "The Shaggy Dog" Runners-up: "Zoom," "The Santa Clause 3"
Most gratuitious sex scene: "Borat"
Worst post-"Sex in the City" career move: Another (appropriate) three-way: Kristin Davis, "Shaggy Dog" Sarah Jessica Parker, "Failure to Launch" Kim Catrall, "Ice Princess"
Movie best left to a poster: "Nacho Libre"
Most wasted big-name cast: "All the King's Men" (Runner-Up: "Bobby")
Most ironic casting: "The Nativity Story"
Lame. "Eragon"
Worst Samuel L. Jackson movie: Freedomland
Best Samuel L. Jackson movie, by comparison: "Snakes on a Plane"
