February 19, 2013 - 9:42pm
BY THE STATEMENT STAFF
#ilikemywhiskeystrong: Whiskey lovers, rejoice! Maker’s Mark has reversed a decision to cut the alcohol in their bottles from 90 proof to 84 proof. Phew. Without those 6 extra proofs, how would we get on top of tables? Handle a night at Skeeps? And, would cheesy bread still taste as good?
#meteor:A small meteorite crashed into Russia on Friday, shattering glass and causing injuries throughout the Urals region. Great way to deliver a late Valentine to Earth, Space.
#harlemshake:The newest dance sweeping the nation involves a lone masked dancer — till the beat drops! Cue hundreds of half-clothed people shaking it in one space. Not sure what it means, but we’re gyrating along with them.
#poopdeck:Media outlets flocked to cover the return of a disabled Carnival cruise ship that caught on fire off the coast of Mexico during its voyage. The ship lost all power and reeked of feces and urine, giving a whole new meaning to “poop deck.”