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New Rules: 239-241

BY MAGAZINE STAFF

Published January 13, 2010

rule 239: The cold weather is a perfectly valid excuse to decline a booty call invitation.

rule 240: A music gimmick on the first day of class doesn’t make us like you, professor. It’s just weird.

rule 241: Don’t cut your own hair. Don’t cut your friend’s hair. Leave it to the barber.