LAST WEEK’S RESULTS:
Rich Rodriguez walks onto the field, sure of his future employment and carrying a vial of his crocodile tears. The NCAA, more of a concept than a warrior, pervades the air, making Rodriguez feel wary, guilty and just generally uncomfortable. Rodriguez looks from side to side, worried he is being watched by the omnipresent NCAA. The NCAA makes no moves, lulling Rodriguez into a false sense of security. Rodriguez starts to work out when BABAM! The NCAA kicks him in the face out of nowhere. The NCAA wins.
WINNER: THE NCAA

Vote this week on who will win: science or suits. Can politics prevail over those pesky cells. They have membranes and nuclei and stuff. Then again, the senate could make those illegal. You decide!