Last week's results
Charlie White and Meryl Davis skate out onto the Olympic ice. As they begin their routine, each is lulled by the other into a false sense of security. That is, until Charlie White uses a flourish of the arm to whip out his tarantula and toss in onto Meryl’s shoulder. But Meryl is prepared for Charlie’s sudden but inevitable betrayal, and she starts up a game of “Bop It Extreme” then tosses it to Charlie as a misdirection. And while Charlie does become quite distracted, it is too late. The tarantula has already struck.
And the winner is: Charlie White

Vote in this week's executive poll and decide which leader will leap to the top: the president of the United States, or the president of the ever-vigilant Michigan Student Assembly.