Last week's results: Teresa Sullivan strikes a ninja pose, as John Beilein look up from his Pad Thai, weilding his stainless steel spork. Sullivan lunges in for a nunchuck to the neck. Beilein diverts the blow with his epic spork. He pulls a smoke bomb from his Pad Thai and throws it at Sullivan’s feet. Blinded, Sullivan can’t retaliate. Beilein sporks his way to an ugly but well-deserved win.

Time to decide this week's fight. A battle of two supreme forces, arguably both houses in their own right. They combat, but you decide the outcome.