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New rules

Published April 14, 2009

rule 200: If graduation day is the expiration date for your relationship, break up with class and grace.

rule 201: The financial crisis is actually a fantastic excuse not to do anything productive this summer.

rule 202: If you don’t do a background check on your subletters, you can’t really blame them when their crackhead friends trash your place.


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