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New rules

Published March 31, 2009

rule 194: Your study abroad stories aren’t any more interesting than other study abroad stories. Keep them short.

rule 195: The “ironic mustache” isn’t ironic when every scenester creep has one.

rule 196: If you ask a second semester senior to do something for you, don’t be surprised when they get drunk instead.