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New rules

Published March 17, 2009

rule 191: No matter what, your friend’s new haircut is a cute new haircut.

rule 192: When overhearing a stranger loudly talk of personal problems, it’s acceptable to give painfully honest advice.

rule 193: If you don’t have a better idea about what do, you can’t complain about the stimulus plan.


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