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New rules

Published March 11, 2009

rule 188: If your roommate deigns to bake something, you have to eat it (or at least be convincing about pretending to).

rule 189: Packing up your stuff is an acceptable way to tell your professor that class is over.

rule 190: Playing in the Church Street flood waters is never a good idea.