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New rules

Published January 21, 2009

rule 173: In deeper than two feet of snow, there is only one rule in street parking: if you can get in and out, you’re good.

rule 174: True artists would never be censored by a city graffiti ordinance.

rule 175: “Technical difficulty” isn’t a reasonable excuse to warn students of a highly contageous norovirus three days late.